Music, Love & Life

YCEE Jagaban

Ycee has been steady on his work mode since roughly 2012/13. His 2015 runaway smash hit “Jagaban” put him firmly on the star map as one to watch out for in 2016. Below is a quick interview with YCEE

-Who is YCEE and who is Alejo Martin Oludemilade?

*YCEE is that small boy wey baba God done bless! And Oludemilade is YCEE when he’s off air. They are basically the same guy.

– You had arguably one of the biggest songs of 2015, how does that make you feel?

*I feel blessed and I’m very grateful to God and my team Tinny Entertainment for where I am today.

– Has the success of JAGABAN changed you as a person?

* yes and no. No it hasn’t changed my character as a person but yes it has changed the way I live. I have to be on my A game all the time now cos I’m now in the public eye and people look up to me now.

– You recently won the award for rookie of the year at the headies, do you think you deserve it?

* Yes I think I deserve it and I’m pretty sure you know I do. Not taking anything away from the other nominees though. Pepe, koker and Baseone all had a good 2015 too. Shout out to my brothers.

– Some people are of the opinion that you’re an overnight success, true or false?

* Well if it takes 3 years to become an overnight success then yes.

– Another popular rumor that has been circulating is that you signed to Ybnl records, true or false?

* No I’m not signed to Ybnl records. I’m signed to TINNY ENTERTAINMENT. Ybnl is family to us though.

– So what do you have lined up for 2016?

* Big things agwan this year! I’m about to start promoting my new single “Omo alhaji”, I’m currently in the UK to shoot the video for it. Also I intend to drop an E.P before mid year. Basically expect more material from YCEE all and Tinny Ent. More videos, more music, international collaborations..


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Had this in mind for a bit to do a Saturday Vibes Series #SVS #SaturdayVibesSeries. Lets kick off with this wonderful song from Anderson .Paak who is just an wholesomely great artiste kinda like one of those gluten free, wheat free brown foods that is good for you. So is Anderson .Paak for your music collection. Hence why I am happy for him to kick off our Saturday Vibes Series with Am I Wrong featuring Schoolboy Q. Make sure you check out his new album, Malibu, which is out now.

You can also catch Anderson .Paak live in London on the 25th of February at XOYO.

Have a great Saturday folks.

asaad

The dope Asaad drops a nice new track. WHY is this track only 1min 17secs. Feels like torture because you want to hear Asaad flow on continuously over this luxurious beat. I just put it on repeat. I imagine this is what a Hermes Birkin bag sounds like when it turns into a beat.

Do check out the tracks he has dropped each day for the last 14 days.

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fall back

Fresh L kicks off 2016 with a nice mellow joint. I like this.

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View of Abeokuta from the top of Olumo Rock

Recently an article on the supposedly mass repatriation of young Nigerian adults was circulated amongst the Nigerian community. You would have received this if you are a Nigerian with an international base from a loved one urging you to move back. Having read the article which was accompanied by a video, the whole piece struck me as inaccurately portraying Lagos. Are people moving back? Yes they are. BUT there are very real stumbling blocks which you should, and MUST be aware of before taking the plunge. The following letter was sent in about this issue which in my humble opinion really covers all these points more than adequately. Please please please, if you are considering the move back to Nigeria, do take time to read this letter and realise there is no exception to the points raised in the open letter by Oluyemi Olawaiye. If you are fine with the points raised and have taken actions to remediate these points e.g. sorting NYSC, then move back. If not, stay put till you can before you take the plunge.


 

Open letter to would be repatriates to Nigeria, by Oluyemi Olawaiye

I have battled with the idea of writing this article for over 3 years, but only got the needed incentive yesterday in the form of an extremely shallow, misinformed, inaccurate, deceptive and downright misleading documentary I watched on youtube about how Nigeria was this drastically rising economic super power within the continent of Africa, and was going through this massive commercialization phase that every Nigerian in the diaspora needed to be a part of and how we all need to move back home to do great things with our foreign accents.

While this is largely true in this new era where online businesses are booming, our artists are making more money than ever before through worldwide recognition, performances and endorsements, comedians are charging N2million naira per table at sold out shows and bloggers are able to afford property in the most exclusive parts of the country, Nigeria has admittedly undergone a facelift in terms of realizing its greatest asset, its people, and investing in them enough to where it almost seems like we have finally gotten it right and are on the right track to self sustenance and reliability as a nation.

The reality however is a little different and if you ask me, worse off than it previously was as the advantages you thought you had as a REPATRIATE have diminished greatly and continue to fade by the second.

That is why mini documentaries like the one I watched agitate me, why you ask? Simple, I watched a similar video four years ago, got flabbergasted by the unparalleled show of affluence (effizzy) and like a castrated buffoon I plunged myself into the most hellish years of my life.

The truth is, things are more difficult now than ever before for returnees, and there are quite a number of questions that need to be answered before you embark on your post youtube video exodus into new horizons. They address most of the reasons why almost every repatriate I know has moved back to their foreign country of origin.

REALITY CHECK

Most potential returnees who watch these videos have pretty much forgotten the reason why they left naija in the first place. They are now so immersed in the American way of life where you can pretty much be whatever you want (equal opportunity employment), go to the same school as societal elite (thanks to student loans), drive pretty much whatever car you desire (thanks to auto loans), and live in very nice houses (thanks to mortgages), so much so that they forget that we are from Nigeria, where man pass man.

So we watch these videos and delve down an all too familiar rhetoric; “I must enter naija meeeeeehn”…”naija is where its happening”…”f__k all this foreign country shit mehn im done”…”im going to naija to take over son”…”my boy lives in lekki and drives a range rover, what am I still doing here” amongst other popular pseudo-euphemisms. Well…SON…here are a few reality checks:

Where do you plan on staying when you land in naija “meeeeehn”????: Where did you live before you left naija? The diversity lottery opened doors for quite a number of migrants. Many of whom were not resident in lagos before the left Nigerian shores. All the videos you see depicting naija upscale living are based in Lekki/VI/Ikoyi. You have probably visited naija a few times for a week or two, spent your hard earned savings (which seems like a lot cos you’re only in town for such a short period), stayed on the island by virtue of the people you know and its quite ok cos you are just on holiday and will be blowing back out as soon as the December flex fest is over. At this point you can tell people that your job in America involves technical maintenance of the moon and stars and they will believe you.

It is however a different scenario entirely when you are there to stay. Your grace period before the yankee / uk induced euphoria wears out is typically about one month by which time the naija sun will have destroyed all the freshness you acquired over the years, you are starting to become aggressive by virtue of everyone you deal with on a day-to-day basis, your accent and swag are fading, and your hosts are finally starting to realize “oh shit…we are housing someone who used to live in Ilorin eeeewwww!!!!” At this point your fall from grace will only be comparable to that of satan when he was cast out of heaven. Your American passport is not visa free to the island. And for those who were actually resident in lagos before travelling, good luck living the Nigerian youtube returnee dream in Amuwo Odofin or Mushin.

EMPLOYMENT

Back in the days, most of our parents returned to find jobs waiting for them as well as multiple programs in place to facilitate smooth transitioning for returnees. The same was applicable in the recent past when a lot of corporations were springing up left and right and most craved the added knowledge, expertise and general ambiance you got from a confident good looking young man/woman walking down your hallways looking sharp and talking with an American or british accent.

Well guess what my fellow repatriates, they are on to you!!!! You cannot bamboozle your way through interviews with your mastery of a foreign tongue anymore. The days of passing off a community college education as an undergrad degree are over. They have realized that they can pay less to locally trained individuals and get more value. Again, your accent cannot save you, everyone has one.

First of all everybody is a foreign graduate now, even the ones who schooled in Cotonou, you all fall under the same class according to NYSC. Secondly, I reiterate that everyone has an accent now, all you have to do is watch “Keeping up with the Kardashians”. So if you think you will charm anyone at your interview by sounding like you swallowed a rattle snake then you have another thing coming, And naija interviewers go out of this world!!!! After you are done with your written test, 5 people now sit you down and ask you GMAT questions that have nothing to do with the position applied for.

I myself was a victim of this. After 6 months of searching I finally secured an interview with one of the indigenous Oil companies. I appeared there in my suit looking like a million dollars and by the time I left I was in tears feeling like N25 naira. This baboon that interviewed me did everything in his capacity to make all my answers sound retarded to a point where I felt like I never went to school. My painstakingly acquired American accent disappeared mid-interview out of frustration. Bear in mind I finished with a first class. I’m guessing Einstein would have been a more adequate candidate. Which brings me to my next question; DO YOU HAVE A GODFATHER? Believe me you need one of these if you are ever to make any head way in Nigeria. A friend confided in me that he was unable to answer any of the questions posed to him during his interview and still got the job and a promotion a week later. True story.

Fast forward to 2 years later (yes 2 years without income!!!) I finally secure a job with another indigenous Oil company and set out to prove that I was the man for the job, impressing my bosses with my work ethic and even getting promoted within the first 4 months. It was smooth sailing until this senior consultant who was a friend to the Chairman was hired. For whatever reason he didn’t like me and I went from superstar manager to incompetent employee. I eventually found out he was sleeping with one of my employees who conveniently took over my position after I resigned. Which brings me to my next question; CAN YOU DEAL WITH THE POLITICS OF THE NIGERIAN WORKPLACE?

NYSC

Believe it or not 90% of the Nigerians I speak with abroad do not have any intention of doing the mandatory 1 year NYSC exercise, and this was when they still gave foreign graduates the option of picking either Lagos or Abuja as their choice locations. That is long over now. Long story short, I was posted to a remote village in ekiti where I:

· Had to use bushes as my toilet

· Was pursued by hunters while pooping

· Caught bronchitis

· Almost got bitten by a snake

· Ate unimaginable food

· Wasn’t allowed to redeploy

The rest is better left to the imagination.

SECURITY

You hear all these stories of armed robberies in Nigeria and I distinctively recall thinking to myself that literally everyone I knew in Nigeria had experienced some form of encounter with armed robbers. I kept wondering when it would be my turn. Sure enough one faithful October morning on my way to work at about 6:30am I was confronted by a robber who had a sawed off double barreled shotgun pointed at my head in early morning traffic. A month later I was chased by armed robbers on okada motorcycles from Lekki phase one to my office in Parkview ikoyi. Few months later my driver was stabbed multiple times when my car broke down along airport road due to lack of fuel. At least four close friends who moved down after me have also been attacked. This is the reality here in Nigeria, there is absolutely NO security, so going around with that “I can move around as I please” mentality you flew in with might get you in trouble if you do aren’t careful.

HEALTHCARE

Lets just say pray that you do not need to critical medical attention. Cos in a country where every affliction is treated as malaria, na OYO you dey. And God forbid you get into an accident. Emergency healthcare is no in our character, people would rather snap pics and send to Linda Ikeji as if in addition to being a super blogger, she also possesses the super power to heal the injured.

POWER

Non-existent. Was a lot better when the new government came in, but now we are back to the norm. No good roads either so whatever car you ship down will be beat up in a matter of months, that is a promise. Up naija.

BUSINESS

The best strategy is to always have a secondary source of income. So just incase you are unable to secure gainful employment as quickly as anticipated, it is well advised to have your hustle hat close by and you will be well advised to find a local hustle. We are not an export driven economy, but an import driven one. So if your business is purchase based, how do you survive when your N280,000 naira only gets you $1000 dollars?

CONCLUSION

I could go on about the realities that are to be expected when moving back to our GREAT country, ultimately home is still home. You will better understand what we are dealing with when you sit and think about the trillions of dollars that have flowed through our economy since the oil boom of the 1970’s and our country still looks the way it does while a country like Dubai has managed to replicate heaven in the same timeframe.

We must move back with the intention to effect real change and not continue to live out the delusions of grandeur. We are fighting an uphill battle and it is very important for us not to get carried away by a few nightlife and party scenes and the general mediocrities that are being passed off as development while we continually provide ample comedic relief for other African countries and are being laughed at as the greatest joke on the continent.

This article does not serve to dissuade, but better educate readers by giving a more realistic view of what is obtainable when embarking on a move back to Nigeria and assist in adequate preparedness and decision-making.

So unless you can sing like Wizzy or crack jokes like Basket mouth, you are well advised to curb your enthusiasm and take everything with a grain of salt. Remember we Nigerians are masters of illusion and know how to put up the appearance of affluence like no other. Be strategic in your planning and cover all bases as best as you can. Most of the people who encouraged you to move down WILL NOT assist you when you do. Remember why you ran away from here in the first place.

Written by Dr Oluyemi Olawaiye

Lil Kesh – Ibile

Lil-Kesh - Ibile

There is no denying Lil Kesh and the whole of YBNL have had an amazing 2014 and 2015. Lil Kesh in particular had a seriously good 2015 with his line up of club bangers. Kesh wants to continue his successful run into 2016 starting with Ibile.